VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
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ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
JUDGE ORDERS BUSH SURRENDER E-MAILS
WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!
PRESIDENT DODGES ALIEN SHOES
WASHINGTON, DC – President Bush’s unlucky week continued as another shoe wielding reporter attacked him at an intergalactic press junket.
OBAMA ADDS E.T. TO TEAM
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama has gone a step further in diversifying his transition team.