SYDNEY – Australia is awarding carbon credits for killing camels as a way to tackle climate change.
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.
“No one would’ve believed that beneath a Middle Eastern desert extraterrestrials were conducting a vast, worldwide surveillance operation,” Israeli Army Major Joseph Dov revealed to Weekly World News. “That is, until we found them!”