NEW YORK – There was red hot streak shooting over Manhattan last night!
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.
NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
NEW YORK, NY – A longtime TV presence is in danger of being boycotted!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Bob Barker has a bone to pick with the host of the show he made famous!
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.