Scientists agree: the flatulence emitted by dinosaurs during their reign on earth is THE cause of global warming.
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up to Vincent Gardini’s vintage woody wagon in Los Angeles’ Diamond District, forcing him onto the sidewalk, Gardini was shocked. “I was shocked,” he recalls. When two masked passengers leaped out of the van, training their semi-automatic weapons on Gardini, pulling … READ MORE
