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LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS

July 6, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“I ATE A LOT OF BEANS SO I COULD SHOW MY TRUE PATRIOTISM,” SAYS LOCAL ORGANIZER. With the pandemic rearing its ugly head, more and more towns cancelled their 4th … READ MORE

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LAXATIVE FOUND IN TOWN’S WATER SUPPLY

April 10, 2012 by Andy Smith

FORT HONOR, OH– There’s a rumbling in this small Ohio town – and it’s not coming from the ground.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags conspiracy, farting, farts, gas, health, medical, medicine, ohio, poop, water

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS RARE FARTING DISEASE

July 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears announced she was diagnosed with a rare and deadly flatulence disease.

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Categories Celebs, TopStory Tags bad boss, britney spears, fart, farting, farts, flatulence, lawsuit, rude, Spears, Toxic, world tour

FARTING MAKES BOYS SMARTER

July 23, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Center for Education Policy has released the results of a study that proves conclusively that farting raises IQ levels in boys.

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