The NFL is changing its rules to outlaw tackling. It will now be a flag football league.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
WASHINGTON, DC –Â President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
President Obama spent ten days picking out his 2013 NCAA Bracket. He selected Indiana as the winner.
The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”