CHINA – A second oil spill on the other side of the globe threatens wildlife and international waters!
POSEIDON: MY BLUE SEAS SHALL APPEASE GREENPEACE
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace!
BIGGEST SNAKE DISCOVERED IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.
GIANT SQUID PLAGUES ICELAND
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – Already crippled by their economic crisis, the Icelandic government has now been festooned with “ghost ships” sailing into port.