RUSSIANS SHOOT DOWN UFO
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Soviet troops shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 … READ MORE
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Soviet troops shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 … READ MORE
FEROCIOUS BEAST LEAVES TRAIL OF TERROR IN DEEP SOUTH! A savage, snarling werewolf has escaped from prison! The werewolf viciously attacked seven cops and overturned a police cruiser in Mobile, … READ MORE
SCIENTISTS WILL TRY TO REVIVE VIKING IN TWO WEEKS! WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got … READ MORE
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly … READ MORE
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE
Tonya Pinkins takes horror to a new level! The supremely gifted Pinkins wrote, directed. and produced this breakout work of art. She also stars alongside a stellar cast of brilliant … READ MORE