FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has …
Frank Lake
IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES?
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to …
BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET!
CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on …
SPY GEESE!
RUSSIA SENDS SPY GEESE TO DISRUPT U.S. ELECTION WASHINGTON, DC – The Pentagon confirmed to …
SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER!
…and the sushi chefs came over from Japan! Startling new research reveals that Jesus and …
MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT!
THE CELEBRITY COUPLE WAS SEEN IN MALIBU ON VALENTINE’S DAY! HOLLYWOOD, CA – Publicists for …
DOLPHIN WITH HUMAN ARMS CAPTURED!
TOKYO – Fishermen on their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms! …
MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG
Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. …
LUST IN SPACE
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Forget the scandal about love-struck astronauts on earth. Rumors of improper …