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MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG

Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. The stark, black-and-white picture clearly shows Pence with the back of his head peeled back, … READ MORE

BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!

SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE

MULE ELECTED MAYOR

Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t trust human politicians – so they elected a mule mayor! The little town of Blanco, … READ MORE

THE BIG SLEEP

Hibernating Man goes to bed in November wakes up in April SPOKANE, Wash. – Dwayne Flowter is sick of cold weather and freezing his butt off in the snow, so … READ MORE

Grizzly Pied Piper

GRIZZLY BEAR PIED PIPER

HARMONICA PLAYER WALKS INTO WOODS & BEARS FOLLOW HIM! ANCHORAGE, AK – Experts are trying to understand the strange power that draws wild grizzly bears to harmonica player Tom Greyle … READ MORE