BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
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OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING
They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations …
TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!
President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern …
GEYSER ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO!
CHICAGO, IL – Geologists are stunned that a geyser has been erupting in Chicago over …
ALIENS LAND IN CHINA
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the …
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN
They flipped for each other! TAMPA, FL – 28-yeard-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer …
GRAVITY STOPS IN SMALL DUTCH TOWN
KINDERDIJK, THE NETHERLANDS – For eight hours yesterday, the citizens of this small Dutch town …
PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have …
PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA!
ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside …