FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER!

HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly mistake — he netted a mermaid and ate her for dinner! “I didn’t know,” says the distraught fisherman. He has fished the waters near Tiverton, … READ MORE

IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?

10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our friends, neighbors, and co-workers while they learn the ways of Earth. But how can you tell invading aliens from real humans? Weekly World News has … READ MORE

ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!

PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright lights shining into my window, blinding me. Suddenly one of those lights surrounded me and I was lifted into the air.” That’s when I passed … READ MORE

RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS!

Tonya Pinkins takes horror to a new level! The supremely gifted Pinkins wrote, directed. and produced this breakout work of art. She also stars alongside a stellar cast of brilliant award-winning actors. The film will have you clutching your seat (when you’re not jumping out of it!). The pacing, flow, and unrelenting terror keeps you … READ MORE

HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS!

DENVER, CO: Earlier this week, Ben Settle, the author of the wildly popular horror novels (Zombie Cop, Vampire Apocalypse, Demon Crossfire, Evil Child, Werewolf Bastard, Hell’s Frankenstein, Lucifer’s Favorite) was kidnapped by four rabid teenage fans at a social-distanced book signing. On Saturday, January 9th, the four teenagers – Tyler Vinson, Jackie Ballard, Casey Yon, … READ MORE

SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME!

Miracle mom Maja Olofsson made medical history when she went into labor prematurely – and gave birth to a baker’s dozen, 13 baby boys and girls! Incredibly, all 13 of the infants survived the December 7th delivery. They are already home from the hospital with their mother, a 32-year-old yoga instructor. They are in excellent … READ MORE

BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!

SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He is just getting back from a three-week trip to Great Britain. He met with leaders of Parliament and this past Sunday he was invited to … READ MORE

MULE ELECTED MAYOR

Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t trust human politicians – so they elected a mule mayor! The little town of Blanco, New York trotted its way into the history books when an overwhelming majority of its citizens voted for a mule named Chuck as their head … READ MORE