REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE
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IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE
RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS!
Tonya Pinkins takes horror to a new level! The supremely gifted Pinkins wrote, directed. and produced this breakout work of art. She also stars alongside a stellar cast of brilliant … READ MORE
HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS!
DENVER, CO: Earlier this week, Ben Settle, the author of the wildly popular horror novels (Zombie Cop, Vampire Apocalypse, Demon Crossfire, Evil Child, Werewolf Bastard, Hell’s Frankenstein, Lucifer’s Favorite) was … READ MORE
MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG
Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. The stark, black-and-white picture clearly shows Pence with the back of his head peeled back, … READ MORE
SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME!
Miracle mom Maja Olofsson made medical history when she went into labor prematurely – and gave birth to a baker’s dozen, 13 baby boys and girls! Incredibly, all 13 of … READ MORE
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE
MULE ELECTED MAYOR
Townspeople from a small town in Upstate New York learned from experience that they couldn’t trust human politicians – so they elected a mule mayor! The little town of Blanco, … READ MORE
ASTEROID HITS PEORIA RICOCHETS BACK INTO SPACE!
U.S. SPACE FORCE DESTROYED MOST OF THE ASTEROID BEFORE IT HIT EARTH! PEORIA, IL – NASA representatives confirmed to Weekly World News that Asteroid 2019XPX5 entered the Earth’s atmosphere early … READ MORE