GOLFER SUCKED INTO BLACK HOLE!
“HE REACHED INOT THE CUP TO GET HIS BALL – AND DISAPPEARED! Four golfers in …
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GHOST-B-GONE
New aerosol spray eliminates demons, ghosts & ghouls! Pesky demons, devils, ghosts, and ghouls will …
MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK!
HOLY HANG-UP A Tibetan monk thought he had achieved the spiritual goal of nirvana when …
WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA!
Rock-hard 88-year-old can kick butt! Great-grandmother Becky Thompson is in super shape – because she …
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …
GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR!
ET TU, GLUTUS? ROME, ITALY – Roman historians made a ground-breaking discovery today. For over …
BIGFOOT IS MISSING
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …
SEX ROBOT PREGNANT!
WALL STREET BROKER ADMITS, “I’M THE FATHER.” A team of top obstetricians in New York …
JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER!
COULD THIS BE THE CAUSE OF HIS BETRAYAL! MOUNT ZION – Biblical archaeologists made a …
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PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …