WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to go ahead with her wedding to Zack Porter (a zombie!) last month. WWN was invited to the wedding and it turned out to be one … READ MORE
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.
ATLANTA – The Center for Disease Control has confirmed that skin bugs are turning people into zombies.
