WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
IRELAND – Archaeologists in Ireland unearthed two 8th-century skeletons buried with stones stuck into their mouths. Proof of Medieval zombies.
SAVANNAH, GA – Zombie experts from across the world are predicting an uprising of Zombies in May of next year.
ATLANTA – The Center for Disease Control has confirmed that skin bugs are turning people into zombies.
