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VIKINGS EXPRESS DISMAY AT NOT BEING INVITED TO THANKSGIVING

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Anthropologists recently confirmed that Vikings reached the shores of North America one thousand years ago. They also confirmed that these Nordic explorers felt dissed. Apparently, they weren’t invited to the first Thanksgiving. Cryptologists have translated The Viking ship logs. One entry reads: “No one even tried to reach out. Despite the fact that we predate … READ MORE

VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE

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SCIENTISTS WILL TRY TO REVIVE VIKING IN TWO WEEKS! WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They found a ninth-century Viking warrior encased in a thick wall of ice and showing no visible sign of decomposition! More incredibly still, researchers believe it … READ MORE