PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.

KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.

NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.

KONA, HAWAII – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married her longtime love Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

HOUSTON – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.

NEW YORK – Sexy stripper moves can kill!

LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!

Cebu Airlines has a way to make passengers pay attention to flight safety instructions!

MALIBU – Surfers at Zuma Beach were shocked to see a mermaid, especially when the mermaid is Halle Berry!

Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.