Tag Archives: obesity

TWINKIES: THE NEW SUPERFOOD!

By Frank Lake on April 23, 2012

CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.

By Frank Lake on February 14, 2012

NORTH CAROLINA – The Food Police raided kindergarten classrooms across North Carolina and arrested over 1,00 students.

By Frank Lake on December 22, 2011

WASHINGTON – The White House announced today that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.

By Frank Lake on December 7, 2011

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2011

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study out of the Harvard School of Nutrition shows that children who eat bags of Halloween candy have higher IQs.

By Frank Lake on September 22, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

By Tap Vann on August 17, 2011

A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.

By Frank Lake on July 27, 2011

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

By Frank Lake on July 12, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

By Frank Lake on May 19, 2011

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.