November 2011

JENNIFER LOPEZ TO MARRY 24-YEAR OLD

November 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Lopez turned into a cougar after her divorce from Marc Anthony – and now she’s going to marry her cougar catch.

November 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

MILAN — Super Mario has been tapped to be Italy’s next premier. Super Mario is ready to bring Italy back to greatness!

November 13, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.

November 12, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.

November 11, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.

November 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

Numerologists, philosophers, astronomers and psychics all agree – 11.11.11 begins a rebirth on earth!

November 10, 2011 by Tap Vann

LAKE OKANAGA, BC – There was a major sighting of Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster in British Columbia!

November 10, 2011 by Tap Vann

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!

November 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!

November 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy.