LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Lopez turned into a cougar after her divorce from Marc Anthony – and now she’s going to marry her cougar catch.
Monthly Archives: November 2011
MILAN — Super Mario has been tapped to be Italy’s next premier. Super Mario is ready to bring Italy back to greatness!
A Mexican girl has become a mother at the age of 10. And she had quadruplets!
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.
Numerologists, philosophers, astronomers and psychics all agree – 11.11.11 begins a rebirth on earth!
LAKE OKANAGA, BC – There was a major sighting of Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster in British Columbia!
HAPPY VALLEY, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!