Monthly Archives: November 2011

ALIENS BUILDING CAMPS IN GOBI DESERT

By Frank Lake on November 15, 2011

BEIJING – U.N. Extraterrestrial experts have confirmed that aliens are setting up camps in the Gobi desert – and they are growing by the day.

By Frank Lake on November 14, 2011

LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Lopez turned into a cougar after her divorce from Marc Anthony – and now she’s going to marry her cougar catch.

By Frank Lake on November 14, 2011

MILAN — Super Mario has been tapped to be Italy’s next premier. Super Mario is ready to bring Italy back to greatness!

By Tap Vann on November 13, 2011

A Mexican girl has become a mother at the age of 10. And she had quadruplets!

By Frank Lake on November 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

By Hideaki Tailor on November 12, 2011

MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.

By Hideaki Tailor on November 11, 2011

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.

By Frank Lake on November 11, 2011

Numerologists, philosophers, astronomers and psychics all agree – 11.11.11 begins a rebirth on earth!

By Tap Vann on November 10, 2011

LAKE OKANAGA, BC – There was a major sighting of Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster in British Columbia!

By Tap Vann on November 10, 2011

HAPPY VALLEY, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!