STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.
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PENN STATE TAKES DOWN PATERNO STATUE
Penn State University reportedly took down the statue of Joe Paterno outside Beaver Stadium in Happy Valley.
PATERNO TO COACH BALL STATE
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
JERRY SANDUSKY CHANGES NAME TO JERRY TOLEDO
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.
HAPPY VALLEY RIOT!
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!