ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?

SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.

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CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA –  Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week,  trying to start his own drug cartel.

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ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not  going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

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FISHER CATS ON KILLING SPREE IN THE BERKSHIRES

RICHMOND, MA –  Killer Fisher Cats are attacking cats, dogs, bears, horses and humans in the Berkshires.  Locals are advised to stay indoors!

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MILEY CYRUS: STONER OF THE YEAR

LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus turned 19 recently and on Saturday night she was given the prestigious Marley Award – for being the biggest stoner of 2011.

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