STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.
Joe Paterno
PENN STATE TAKES DOWN PATERNO STATUE
Penn State University reportedly took down the statue of Joe Paterno outside Beaver Stadium in Happy Valley.
PATERNO TO COACH BALL STATE
MUNCIE, IN – Sources say that Joe Paterno has accepted the head coaching job at Ball State.
JERRY SANDUSKY CHANGES NAME TO JERRY TOLEDO
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Coach Jerry Sandusky, recently arrested for child rape, has changed his name to Jerry Toledo.
HAPPY VALLEY RIOT!
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Penn State fired a legend last night, football coach Joe Paterno. The Penn State campus erupted!
JOE PATERNO – BIONIC COACH
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Joe Paterno suffered injuries to his right shoulder and hip when running a crossing route with the Penn State Nittany Lions.
JIM MORRISON ALIVE, FOR NCAA PLAYOFFS
BAKERSFIELD, CA – College students, on a thesis roadtrip of area meth labs, uncovered something unexpected.