OPRAH BOOK CLUB SELECTION: GOING MUTANT
CHICAGO – Oprah announced her latest book club selection: GOING MUTANT – Bat Boy Exposed!
Monthly Archives: November 2010
ZOMBIE TURKEYS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Center for Disease Control has issued a warning: zombie turkeys are on the loose!
BAT BOY BALLOON
NEW YORK – Bat Boy fans, take to the streets! The mutant’s balloon has been removed from the Macy’s Day Parade!
BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS!
HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!
FLYING SNAKES
SOUTH ASIA – Flying snakes have become more and more prevalent in Asia and the United States.
DALAI LAMA RETIRES – MOVES INTO PLAYBOY MANSION
HOLLYWOOD – The Dailai Lama has given up being leader of the Tibetan government-in-exile and has moved into the Playboy Mansion.
VW BRAZIL BUILDS CAR FOR LITTLE PEOPLE
SAO PAOLO – VW Brazil has created a special car for drivers who are under 5 feet tall.
DOCTOR GIVES BREAST EXAMS IN BAR
BOISE, ID – A Boise physician has volunteered to perform breast exams in bars and nightclubs. And the women of Idaho support him.
WI-FI IS KILLING AMERICAN TREES
JOPLIN, MISSOURI – Wi-Fi systems are killing trees across America. There may be no way to reverse the damage.
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
