CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – A large new study done by scientists at Cambridge University prove that yoga helps lower back pain but causes mental illness.

LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.

Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

NEW YORK – Due to the movement of the Earth’s axis, there is a new Zodiac sign. That means you have a new sign!