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James Vancey

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP SAYS TESLA IS BANANAS!

February 24, 2020February 5, 2020 by James Vancey

As a RIC (Registered Investment Chimp), it’s my duty to protect customers from market mania, and when a stock does what Tesla is doing – with NO fundamental change in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags stock-picking chimp, Tesla

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION

October 26, 2019October 25, 2019 by James Vancey

Virgin Galactic, which promises to take passengers into space, is slated to go public on the New York Stock Exchange next week with the symbol “SPCE.” But despite all fuss, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags Richard Branson, stock-picking chimp, virgin galactic

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

October 26, 2019October 15, 2019 by James Vancey

“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in love with a stock” in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Opinion Tags chimpanzee, stock market, stock picker
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