As a RIC (Registered Investment Chimp), it’s my duty to protect customers from market mania, and when a stock does what Tesla is doing – with NO fundamental change in their outlook – we have entered totally bananas territory. My phone’s ringing off the hook about Tesla. I’ve been so busy speaking with Jane Goodall’s … READ MORE
Virgin Galactic, which promises to take passengers into space, is slated to go public on the New York Stock Exchange next week with the symbol “SPCE.” But despite all fuss, this chimp says “Just Don’t Buy It!” no matter how exciting it sounds or how cool the uniforms may look. I mean no offense to … READ MORE
“To Err is Simian” Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in love with a stock” in this case, cryptocurrencies. So I’m back writing this column because I need the $ and since you’re reading, you probably do too! So let’s step … READ MORE