A groundbreaking new study revealed today that happiness may be a cause for depression.
Here’s your monthly forecast for April 2012.
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.
Hey ladies – You can turn any man into your boot-licking love slave with these tips from a top psychiatrist.
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!