GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News commentator Glenn Beck is taking time out from his various news shows to do comedy.
ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.
I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!
WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.
Bristol Palin held her first interview since giving birth Monday night with Greta Von Susteren. The 18 year old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin talked about her experience as a mother and her mother’s policies towards education.
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.
BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader.
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News Channel is considering a radical replacement for Alan Colmes’ departure.
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence