WASHINGTON D.C. – Christmas has come early for Fox News!
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LL COOL J VS SARAH PALIN AND FOX NEWS
NEW YORK, NY – A well respected entertainer is butting heads with a powerhouse TV network and a former politician!
SARAH PALIN ON FOX NEWS
ANCHORAGE, AK – Sarah Palin has signed on to be a Fox News correspondent. She claims her lack of credentials will help her connect to the “Real America.”
OBAMA'S FOX NEWS INTERVIEW
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will finally give an interview to Fox News. Both he and the station are preparing for the imminent showdown.
ED ANGER SAYS: "HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!"
I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.
SCHWARZENEGGER BACKS HEALTH CARE REFORM
SACRAMENTO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has come forward saying he backs health care reform.
GLENN BECK'S YOM KIPPUR
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”