PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?
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MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
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WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.
PhD APE BUMPS INTO SPITZER
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!
PhD APE TO COUNSEL SCAM VICTIMS
PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!
MADONNA BREAKS HIP ON TOUR
MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.
CHAOS CLOUD APPEARS IN WASHINGTON D.C.
WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.
CHAOS CLOUD SETTLES IN FLORIDA
JACKSONVILLE, FL – It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!
An E.T. Gobbled my Laundry
A 54-year-old waitress says a space alien ate two washer loads of clothes right off her line!