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madoff victims

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

UPDATE: Through a miraculous combination of teamwork and ingenuity, Santa Claus was saved and Christmas proceeded as scheduled.

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MADOFF SPENDS HANNUKAH WITH ALIEN

December 22, 2008 by Carl Woodward

PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was forced to celebrate Hannukah with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!

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PhD APE BUMPS INTO SPITZER

December 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

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BAT BOY CLOSING IN ON MADOFF

December 18, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Having been released on bail, Bernie Madoff is now open game for Bat Boy!

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