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madoff victims

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bernard madoff, bernie madoff, christmas, elf union, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, norad, norad santa, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers

MADOFF SPENDS HANNUKAH WITH ALIEN

December 22, 2008 by Carl Woodward

PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was forced to celebrate Hannukah with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, alien hannukah, Aliens, bernard madoff, bernard madoff fraud, bernardmadoff, bernie madoff, bernie madoff fraud, festival of lights, hanukkah, jew, jews, judaism, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, menorah, the alien

PhD APE BUMPS INTO SPITZER

December 18, 2008 by Carl Woodward

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

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BAT BOY CLOSING IN ON MADOFF

December 18, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – Having been released on bail, Bernie Madoff is now open game for Bat Boy!

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