MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
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CELEBRATION MURDERER ESCAPES JAIL!
CELEBRATION, FL – The man responsible for the murder escaped prison. Now he’s on the loose with a gang of costumed murderers!
COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.
ALIENS TO RETIRE IN FLORIDA!
NORTH PORT, FL — A retiree in southwestern Florida has reported that aliens have taken residence in his backyard.
ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY
MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.
21 POLO HORSES DIE AT MATCH
PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?