WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce her run for President.
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BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX –Â George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
CHENEY MEMOIRS
VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”
LIZ CHENEY DEFENDS FATHER
WASHINGTON, DC – Elizabeth Cheney is likening her father’s defense of waterboarding to Al Gore’s campaign for climate change.
CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN
WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.
BIGGEST SNAKE DISCOVERED IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.
SECRETS OF CHENEY’S SAFE REVEALED
WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.