Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was no real winner,” said Nicholas Erdman, a political analyst for True News News. “Which meant that everyone is potentially a winner.” That was true for … READ MORE
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CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa the past few days. Today he drew a cheering crowd of over 10,000 to Iowa State University. As usual, he made his campaign speech with the assistance of his “bat interpreter”. “He doesn’t speak but I can tell that he … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! Bat Boy/Bigfoot 2020! After weeks of discussions with some of today’s biggest political consultants -David Axelrod, Karl Rove, Steve Bannon, Van Jones and Bill Clinton … READ MORE
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard to the impeachment of President Trump. There has been a great deal of confusion and controversy surrounding the impeachment inquiry that was launched in the … READ MORE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the United States! Taylor Swift, who recently hid Bat Boy out in her Nashville mansion, has become Bat Boy’s number one fan and wants nothing more than to see him in … READ MORE
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended sabbatical on Planet Zeeba. We traveled there to learn all we could about The Zeebans, the good aliens, who desperately want to help Earth survive … READ MORE
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last … READ MORE
Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
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