BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat …
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BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages …
STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week …
BAT BOY WINS IOWA!
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. …
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These and thousands of more ground-breaking stories to come in 2020. Weekly World News award-winning …
BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA
CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa …
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in …
