BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK.
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his … READ MORE
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TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND?
BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked image of Taylor Swift’s unborn baby! Speculation has raged for months about what Taylor might … READ MORE
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results have finally come in. Bat Boy does NOT have coronavirus! Last week, Bat Boy was … READ MORE
WWN THEME SONG
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the news for more than forty years. It all started in 1979 when he began his … READ MORE
IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES?
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to her tell Weekly World News, that she may be the one expecting a baby. And … READ MORE
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!
And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day … READ MORE
BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE
BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the … READ MORE
STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s … READ MORE
BAT BOY WINS IOWA!
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was … READ MORE