BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. … READ MORE
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BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!
He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the … READ MORE
STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week with a surprise victory in the Iowa caucuses, had high hopes heading into this week’s … READ MORE
BAT BOY WINS IOWA!
Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps. “There was … READ MORE
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
These and thousands of more ground-breaking stories to come in 2020. Weekly World News award-winning investigative reporters are spreading out across the globe to give you… the world’s most reliable … READ MORE
BAT BOY DRAWS MASSIVE CROWD IN IOWA
CAN HE SAVE AMERICA? AMES, IA – Bat Boy was on the stump in Iowa the past few days. Today he drew a cheering crowd of over 10,000 to Iowa … READ MORE
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! … READ MORE
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard … READ MORE
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the United States! Taylor Swift, who … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE