LONDON – Kate Middleton, who is pregnant with Williams’ child, has a wild birthday bash planned for her big day.
PARIS – Modern French feminists are having their breast implants removed and are burning them!
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
LOS ANGELES – WWN reporters have confirmed that Miley Cyrus has a new set of breast implants.
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.