AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.
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KOALA AIDS
SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!
ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS!
I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!
BEST JOB IN THE WORLD’S DARK SECRET
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.
HASSELBECK CURSES BUSH
NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of four female hosts of ABC’s “The View”. Previously a contestant on “Survivor: The Australian Outback”, Hasselbeck fought her way onto the daytime talk show to become the conservative voice.
COOPER COURTED BY SHARK
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.
McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”