AUSTRALIA – Darryl Hannah continues her worldwide effort to Save the Mermaids.
SYDNEY – Australian koalas are being struck down by a version of AIDS, and may soon become extinct!
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!
I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.
NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one of four female hosts of ABC’s “The View”. Previously a contestant on “Survivor: The Australian Outback”, Hasselbeck fought her way onto the daytime talk show to become the conservative voice.
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut movie was passed over by the Golden Globes.
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”