CANBERRA, Australia — A newly discovered horse fly in Australia was so “bootylicious” with its golden-haired butt, that entomologists named it: Beyonce.
MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.
Rumors are flying around the internet that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. What do you think?
GIBSIDE, UK – The Brits are breeding Geep!
An international team of explorers has discovered a new continent, Pangea, in the Atlantic.
SYDNEY – Australia is awarding carbon credits for killing camels as a way to tackle climate change.
BRISBANE – A UFO was spotted on the Gold Coast of Australia.
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm.
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”