MIAMI – Dwarf-Tossing Season got off to a BIG start in bars across Miami.
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BEYONCE FAKING HER PREGNANCY?
Rumors are flying around the internet that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. What do you think?
NEW CONTINENT DISCOVERED
An international team of explorers has discovered a new continent, Pangea, in the Atlantic.
AUSTRALIA TO SLAUGHTER CAMELS
SYDNEY – Australia is awarding carbon credits for killing camels as a way to tackle climate change.
CAMEL MEAT
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
