Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
anderson cooper
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS ON CNN
Looks like CNN finally has the right sources!
PIERS MORGAN BEATS OUT ED ANGER TO REPLACE LARRY KING
NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!
BED BUG MILITIA TARGETS CNN
NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
COOPER COURTED BY SHARK
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.