PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
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OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape. They are going to release it!
GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!
NADYA SULEMAN’S WEBSITE HACKED
LOS ANGELES, CA – Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman launched a website to solicit donations for her family, but it was immediately hacked by a group of vigilante mothers!
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.