VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
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ALIENS HELPED INDIANS BEAT CUSTER
BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred –
WERE YOU AN ALIEN IN A PAST LIFE?
Over 25 million Americans have lived on another planet, a top sociologist says, and now there’s a simple test to reveal if you are one of them!
REAL ALIENS STAR IN SCI-FI MOVIE
CARLSBAD, NM – Film director Dan Parnish says the new science-fiction movie he’s shooting will be the most realistic one ever made.
6 SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR IS AN ALIEN
Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.
BLOOD FALLS
ANTARCTICA – A bacteria colony has been found sealed under ice for more than 1.5 million years. What can it tell us about alien life?
EARTH IS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
MILKY WAY – Residents of the upscale Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the local government to enforce harsh restrictions on travel to and from Earth.
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
GOOGLE STREET VIEW SHOWS UFOS
LONDON – A fleet of nine flying objects has been spotted on Google’s Street View in East London. Are aliens revealing themselves to the public?
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE RELEASES UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain’s defence ministry has just released declassified UFO files to the general public.