PHILADELPHIA, PA – As temperatures neared 100 Monday, after hovering in the high 90s during the week, a Southside alien was taken to Mercy Hospital suffering from heatstroke.
Aliens
ALIEN TELLS LARRY KING TO LEAVE CNN
BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.
ALIEN FACTS
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A startling new report from a UFO research group reveals everything scientists have learned about aliens…
ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God…
MYGAR AT THE MOVIES
Greetings Sentients! Again the time has come for edification on all things epicurean from your humble servant, Mygar.Â
ALIENS TO RETIRE IN FLORIDA!
NORTH PORT, FL — A retiree in southwestern Florida has reported that aliens have taken residence in his backyard.
IS YOUR COLLEGE CLASSMATE AN ALIEN?
PHOENIX, AZ – With the beginning of another school-year approaching, it’s been reported that space aliens have enrolled in local colleges and universities.
WORLD'S WORST VILLAINS WERE ALIENS
WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…
UFO RELEASES MOVING SPHERES
MEXICO CITY – A remarkable video has been shown on Mexican TV of a UFO releasing intelligent moving spheres into the sky!
UNKNOWN LIFE FORM IN NORTH CAROLINA SEWER
RALEIGH, NC – A group of alien-like life forms have been filmed growing in a sewer in North Carolina. What are they?









