LONDON – Rupert Murdoch testified the phone-hacking scandal happened because Rebekah Brooks is a witch.
Month: March 2012
PINK SLIME MANDATORY IN SCHOOLS
WASHINGTON – The U.S. government is reportedly mandating that all American school kids eat pink slime.
MAN EVOLVED FROM RABBITS
AMSTERDAM – A new study reveals that man’s closest relative is not the monkey or the ape – it’s the long-eared, cotton-tailed rabbit!
CHINESE JESUS
NIGXI, China – Newly found scrolls reveal that 500 years before the birth of Jesus Christ, a man was born in China who lived an almost identical life.