March 2012

400 MILLION YEAR OLD MACHINE

September 6, 2024March 8, 2012 by Tap Vann

RUSSIA – An artifact 400 million years old has been discovered. The world’s first mechanical device!

March 8, 2012 by Frank Lake

MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.

March 8, 2012 by Frank Lake

A killer turkey is on the loose in Michigan!

March 7, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Mantyhose are here! Get them for the man in your life!

March 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

For the last 17 years barfly Jason Fernway has supported himself exclusively on bar bets – and he’s raked in a small fortune!

March 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

Sources close to the Kardashians say that the stress of the last year is taking it’s toll on Kim – she’s going bald!

March 6, 2012 by Frank Lake

Peyton Manning’s career with the Indianapolis Colts is over. He’s been cut.

March 6, 2012 by Tap Vann

A 738-pound Pacific bluefin tuna is the largest Pacific bluefin ever landed on rod and reel.

December 18, 2022March 6, 2012 by Frank Lake

WWN is on a mission to find our most wanted subjects. Please help us. Have you seen Reindeer Boy?

June 22, 2021March 6, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.