rabbits

BABY BUNNIES TURN INTO FLESH-HUNGRY ZOMBIE RABBITS

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ZOMBIE BUNNIES: Authorities Urge Calm and Peeps Sacrifice According to several eyewitness accounts, the bunnies were not only animated but exhibited coordinated pack behavior, strategic hopping, and an apparent thirst for blood—or at least warm bodies. Easter Morning Turns into a Marshmallow Massacre In what experts are calling the “sweetest nightmare imaginable,” Easter festivities took … READ MORE

SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE!

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“WE ARE SO SCREWED,” SAYS THE MAYOR The town of Slackjaw, South Dakota has seen its share of hard times. It’s been pummeled by summer thunderstorms, has skirted swarms of tornadoes and has faced winter blizzards. But when a sinkhole opened on Main Street, sucking up six cars and the local farmer’s market, the town … READ MORE