Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.
Month: January 2012
LIAM NEESON CONVERTS TO ISLAM?
Irish actor, Liam Neeson has reportedly given up on his Catholic faith and is converting to Islam.
BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
U.S. OPENS ALIEN DEFENSE HEADQUARTERS
DAVENPORT, WA – The U.S. has opened an alien defense command center to protect America from the Gootans.
STARBUCKS TO SERVE ALCOHOL
SEATTLE — Starbucks will begin serving alcohol – beer, wine and hard liquor – in two months.