SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Australia has been advertising a coveted island caretaker position, but applicants don’t know about one very important job responsibility.
Year: 2009
CAUSE OF HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH
NEW YORK, NY – US Airways flight 1549 made an emergency water landing in the Hudson River just after 3:30pm yesterday afternoon.
JUDGE ORDERS BUSH SURRENDER E-MAILS
WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!
35 YEAR OLD MAN’S VIRGINITY AUCTION
CALIFON, NJ – In the wake of a recent successful auction, one middle-aged virgin wants to be the first man to sell his first time!
FANTASY INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.
UPDATE: STEVE JOBS STEPPING DOWN
UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
BARBARA HERSHEY GUILTY OF WITCHCRAFT?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Academy Award-nominated actress Barbara Hershey has been accused of practicing witchcraft, and she is not taking it lying down.
BAT BOY BACKS DAMON WEAVER
CANAL POINT, FL – After backing Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, Bat Boy is throwing his support behind someone more his size.
THESE FOREIGNERS BURN ME UP!
I saw something crazy on the news today, and now I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party.