WASHINGTON, DC – Abraham Lincoln’s ghost has been spotted among strange occurrences at the Obama inauguration.
Year: 2009
KELLI MCCARTY EMBARRASSES UNIVERSE
WICHITA, KS – Former Miss Universe finalist Kelli McCarty has come under fire this week as news of her latest career move has riled some intergalactic feathers.
SECRETS OF CHENEY’S SAFE REVEALED
WASHINGTON, DC – Handymen accidentally cracked open the man-sized safe of exiting Vice President Dick Cheney while transferring his effects.
10 SCI-FI TRAILERS OF 2009
Mygar, the universe’s top expert on trailer dissection, presents a preview of 10 science fiction films being released in 2009.
ALIENS CLEAR OUT CIRCUIT CITY
RICHMOND, VA – After filing for bankruptcy and failing to find a buyer, Circuit City began it’s liquidation sale. But the company could not have expected who would turn up.
JOAQUIN PHOENIX’S RAPPING LICENSE REVOKED
LAS VEGAS, NV – After an abysmal showing this weekend, Joaquin Phoenix has had his Hip Hop privileges revoked.
ARREST IN PEANUT BUTTER SALMONELLA OUTBREAK
NEW YORK, NY – Mr. Peanut was taken into custody this morning at his Upper West Side home.
MY VISIT WITH “W”
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JANUARY 19, 2009
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