Mygar, one of the galaxy’s biggest movie experts, presents the top 8 most influential depictions of aliens in film.
Year: 2009
OBATMA AND BEYONCE’S INAUGURATION PERFORMANCE
WASHINGTON DC – Beyonce will be getting a little help from a little friend during her performance at Obama’s inauguration celebrations.
BISHOP GENE ROBINSON GOES ALL OUT
CONCORD, NH – A gay bishop has been selected to give the first invocation of President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration, and he is going to do it loudly and proudly!
GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER
UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!
SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.
KATE WINSLET SWEEPS GLOBES
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hollywood actress Kate Winslet is no longer the bridesmaid, after winning not one but five Golden Globes last night!
BEAST OF EXMOOR DISCOVERED
LONDON – After almost 30 years of terror, the carcass of the British Beast of Exmoor has washed ashore, with evidence the government can’t deny!
OBAMA AND SPIDERMAN FIGHT EVIL
NEW YORK, NY – Due to a great response to the future team-up between Spider-Man and President-Elect Obama, Marvel comics has decided to release a 6 issue limited series of the two fighting evil.