UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
APPLE FOUNDER TO LOSE ADAM’S APPLE
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.
UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY
UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.