LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumor has it that Michael Jackson’s mother is keeping his corpse frozen so she can continue visiting him!
Month: August 2009
BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL
LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASED BY "X-FILES"
LONDON – Researchers believed a five-fold increase in UFO sightings in 1996 was due to the screening of TV series “The X-Files”.
HEIDI MONTAG PLAYBOY INTERVIEW
LOS ANGELES, CA – Heidi Montag posed nude for Playboy magazine. In her interview she discusses how she reconciles this with her Christian ideals.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: AUGUST 17, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
TED KENNEDY NO-SHOW AT SHRIVER FUNERAL
HYANNIS, MA – Ted Kennedy was notably absent today as family and friends gathered to pay their last respects to Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Or was he?
MYGAR AT THE MOVIES
Greetings Sentients! Again the time has come for edification on all things epicurean from your humble servant, Mygar.
UKRAINIAN SAND DRAWING
KIEV, UKRAINE – Ukrainian artist Kseniya Simonova just won the Ukraine’s version of “America’s Got Talent” using Sand Drawing.