LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumor has it that Michael Jackson’s mother is keeping his corpse frozen so she can continue visiting him!
ARTESIA, NM – Weekly World News exclusive: Michael Jackson has been spotted in a diner with Elvis!
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Plans for Michael Jackson’s funeral have been revealed by his estate.
NEW YORK, NY – Has The King of Pop imitated The King by faking his own death?