I’m madder than a caveman who’s allergic to dinosaurs!
FIRST ROCK BAND DISCOVERED!
Real rocks were involved—they were cavemen! Who invented rock and roll? Was it Chuck Berry? …
cavemen
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
CAVEMAN FLUTE
Music was flourishing in Europe in 40,000BC – millennia before Beethoven or the Beatles.