VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
Month: August 2009
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE ELECTRICIAN
This week we bring you the most illuminated in our continuing feature on lesser known saints.
FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER
Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.
MAN GIVES BROTHER $9M LOTTO TICKET
ASHLAND, NH – Earl Havlock picked up the phone at the general store, dialed his brother Elwood and said: “come on down. I think I’ve won some money for you on the lottery.”
BURKINI IN FRANCE
Finally Muslim women can enjoy public swimming while following Islamic law with the burkini!
KENNEDY CURSE LIVES ON!
WASHINGTON D.C. – The ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne is at it again! And she’s really leaving her mark!
MANIGATOR AT TOWN HALL
Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
PLAGUE IN CHINA: HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF
Another case of the Plague was discovered in China. Here are some important steps that you can take to protect yourself and your family from the Plague:
AUGUST METEOR SHOWER WORTH WEIGHT IN OIL
SCRUFFE, VT – When 55 year-old Sydney Hale bought his house, the Realtor explained that there was a reason that the price was just 55K.