NORFOLK, VA – After being rejected by NBC for risque content, PETA has reshot their TV ad in a bid to nab a Superbowl slot.
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STAN LEE SUED BY SUPERHEROES
NEW YORK, NY – Several real-life superheroes claiming to be the inspiration for years of Marvel Comics work are seeking $750 million in back pay from Stan Lee.
BANKRUPT ICELAND TURNS TO OLD GODS
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – After the shattering of their economy and resignation of the Prime Minister, Iceland has turned to their old Norse gods for help.
IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.
OBAMA INAUGURATION UFO SPOTTED!
An unidentified object flying over President Obama’s inauguration ceremony was caught on camera by CNN.
ED ANGER SAYS: CANADA GEESE ARE FREELOADERS
UPDATE: A true patriot sent me this photo – PROOF that our Northern border is vulnerable to terrorist invasion!
MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
GOP LEADERS PROTEST STIMULUS PACKAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – After criticizing the economic stimulus plan, Republicans have chained themselves to doors of the Capitol Building to block its passing.
JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG
NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN
Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human – but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs.