LONDON – A new comprehensive study out of Cambridge University suggests that the more you eat, the more weight you gain.
Opinion
ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HUSBAND IS A MORON
CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.
NEW ZODIAC SIGN
NEW YORK – Due to the movement of the Earth’s axis, there is a new Zodiac sign. That means you have a new sign!
ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
ED ANGER SAYS, "BUST THE UNIONS!"
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
NEW ZODIAC: SUPERFOODS FOR YOUR SIGN
CARSON CITY, NV — Nutritionists at The Astrology Association of America have released an official list of Superfoods for each sign of the zodiac.
NEW ZODIAC SIGN: OFFICIAL PROFILE
CARSON CITY, NV — The Astrology Association of America has released an official profile for the new zodiac sign Ophiuchus.